I went shopping today and came home and showed Andrew my three items. One of them being a swim suit. No, I am not planning a trip, I just really liked it. I wasn't going to try it on because it is really cold but I did and went to the office to show Andrew.
Me: "This is it! I really like it. They had it in yellow and beige, I couldn't decide"
Him: "It's a one piece?"
Me: isn't that obvious?
Him: "It's tight." Not tight as in cool but tight as in ?-disapproving?
Me: "That' s all you can say?"
Him: "I guess I haven't seen a swimsuit in awhile"
What?? Not what I was expecting...at all. I think he should get out of the house more often.