Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Wishing


I had the worst day and I won't bore you with the details...but I am dreaming of a break at this Resort in Hawaii with breathtaking views, a private lagoon, amazing weather, picture perfect sunsets, where I can play all day with my family by my side...




Sunday, February 15, 2009

Always Check Your Kids Homework

Mrs. Jones, a first grade teacher, gave her class a homework assignment to draw a picture of the person they most wanted to be like when they grew-up.


(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)


Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs.Smith