Secret Shame

In "keeping it real", the following are things that you most likely don't know about me. They are things I normally wouldn't share because they are embarrassing, so here it goes.

1. I am not a huge animal lover but when I was little as long as the animals were bigger than me, they were safe. Apparently when I was between 3 and 4 years old I was watching the goldfish swim in the tank. Later that afternoon my mom walked by and noticed that there were no fish left in the tank. To keep a long story short, I guess I ate them all! To my defense, all I remember is sticking my hand in the tank because the fish were pretty.

2. I shed, do you? Whenever I am getting ready instead of making several trips to the rubbish bin or toilet to throw away hair I collect it all in the sink until I am done.

3. My room is the only room in the house that I don't keep picked up all of the time. Let's just say that it is not on the priority list and no one really goes in there. Let's just say that it is a booby trap.

4. I use parchment paper when I bake. I wish that I could say my only reason for doing this is that it is healthier when you I don't have to use cooking spray but I do this mainly to save me from having to clean my cookie sheets.

5. During my teenage years I wouldn't let anyone touch my hair. So at my 15th birthday party my friends ambushed me and combed my hair out, cute huh?! It was much worse than the pictures depicts, or maybe my memory of it is worse than it actually was.

6. When my friend Chelsie used to come over we would talk in English accents, play M.A.S.H. until all hours of the night, and even plan our futures, pregnancies included. On night we decided to see what we would look like pregnant by putting a basketball under our shirts. Now that I have been pregnant, the basketball under the shirt is pretty realistic and preferred.


What are you dirty little secrets. I know you have them...so share!